The Ari Gold Show
OK yes. If I could gouge out Terrance McQuewick’s eyeballs and eat them for what he did to me I would. And I would sell that Benedict Arnold Adam Davies into white slavery if we lived in a market that would allow it. AND LLOYD? That little queen! Who I welcomed into my home and allowed him to play with my children and care for my dog, for leaving me to work for those two scumbags, I would tie him up and would allow the entire Screen Actors Guild to anally rape him if not for the fact that I think he would enjoy it.
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Ari: From now on, ask my permission before you bang one of my assistants.
Eric: How’d you know that?
Ari: ‘Cause I know all, and I could have told you that this would end badly. Now I gotta fire her so you don’t feel weird.
Eric: No. Don’t fire her.
Ari: All right. Well, I’ll just sexually harass her until she quits.
