- Low carb diets
- Michael Moore
- The Republican National Convention
- Kabbalah and all Kabbalah-related products
- High def TV
- The Bush daughters
- Wireless hotspots
- The O.C.
- The U.N.
- Recycling
- Getting Punk’d
- Danny Gans
- The Latin Grammys
- Jeff, that Wiggle who sleeps too darn much
- The Yankees payroll
- All the red states
- Everything on the planet
- Everything in the solar system
- Everything that exists past, present and future in all discovered and undiscovered dimensions
- Oh, and Hugh Jackman.
