Best friends. Specifically my best friends lol

A dramatic reading of LMFAO’s ‘Sexy and I Know it’

squid-ink-sorcery:

President Obama at the 2011 White House Correspondents Dinner. (x)

Are… ar eyou serious? DID THIS REALLY HAPPEN!? The gifs match the quote words.. oh shit.

Haha, you didn’t see this? He was pretty funny.

touchstonewildfire:

LOLOLOL

elixiroverdose:

deathbyboner:

sallyrand:meganscaff:

“And now for an interview with Spiderman and how he feels about Hurricane Irene.”

“Well, Denise, my plan is to make a giant web and trap Irene inside of it, thus saving the East Coast from catastrophe.”

SPIDERMAN. WHERE ARE YOU. JDERWGIREG

Threesomes

Me: I wouldn't want a threesome
David: I hate 
Me: someone is always left out
David: how many guys want a threesome like dude
Me: lolno
David: you don't even know how to make one girl climax, stfu, what do you want a threesome for?Twice the fail? Double the disappointed stare?